Sunday, November 21, 2010
Cam's Take on TSA Searches at US Airports
Is here, and one that I think I could endorse. Although I still think issuing all men a copy of Playboy before they go into the scanner would be good as well.
Labels: cartoons, politics, travel
Friday, November 19, 2010
Some Surgical Procedures Are Easy
Attention Supervisors,
If you have not already had your sense of irony removed, this note should serve as a reminder that it is a quick and easy process. Indeed, unless you have felt compassion for an employee in the past two months, you won't even need anything more than a small dose of local anesthetic (now administered in the neck - we found that direct local anesthetic to the brain area was superfluous).
To test if the procedure was a success, we recommend that you take a moment during the weekly staff meeting to proudly announce you are leaving early that day to take a short vacation, scant moments after having justified to an employee why their claim for Family Leave - to take care of a medical situation for their son - was denied. If you are feeling extremely confident that the procedure went well, then perhaps leaving one or more entire walks unattended for three days or more without consequence for yourself or your fellow supervisors would prove an exciting challenge, especially when faced with employees who recently received five day suspensions for missing half a dozen flyers.
Sincerely,
Canada Post Management
If you have not already had your sense of irony removed, this note should serve as a reminder that it is a quick and easy process. Indeed, unless you have felt compassion for an employee in the past two months, you won't even need anything more than a small dose of local anesthetic (now administered in the neck - we found that direct local anesthetic to the brain area was superfluous).
To test if the procedure was a success, we recommend that you take a moment during the weekly staff meeting to proudly announce you are leaving early that day to take a short vacation, scant moments after having justified to an employee why their claim for Family Leave - to take care of a medical situation for their son - was denied. If you are feeling extremely confident that the procedure went well, then perhaps leaving one or more entire walks unattended for three days or more without consequence for yourself or your fellow supervisors would prove an exciting challenge, especially when faced with employees who recently received five day suspensions for missing half a dozen flyers.
Sincerely,
Canada Post Management
Labels: Canada Post, work
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Napier's Bones: Try, Try Again
OK. Now this seems to be the right place to order. Pain in the butt, this, with the original only allowing you to ask to be advised, and then the other link I set up disappearing.
Labels: ChiZine Publications, Napier's Bones, publishing
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Ordering Napier's Bones
If you go here and then click on the Proceed to checkout button, it should work now. I hope.
Labels: ChiZine Publications, Napier's Bones, publishing, writing
Thursday, November 04, 2010
Limited Edition of Napier's Bones Now Available for Pre-Order
Right here. And while it doesn't say anything quite yet, we're cooking up a little surprise to make this special edition even more worthwhile for you.
Labels: ChiZine Publications, Napier's Bones, publishing
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