Wednesday, February 17, 2010
A Couple of Related Links
First, the Ten Commandments as text messages. Sample: "10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob." And also, the Devil writes a response to Pat Roberts.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Jenny at The Bloggess has a dirty conversation with a Convobot
The results are very funny. Also a little naughty. Did I mention she's one of my heroes?
Labels: humour
Saturday, August 15, 2009
"William Shatner left dog poop on my lawn. And he doesn't even own a dog."
More from the Bloggess. It turns out she's been blocked on Twitter by William Shatner, and many (many) people have taken up her cause on the same network. Her silliness and slyness know no bounds, and I admire the insane places her mind takes her, and us.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
"YOU WILL MISS ME SO MUCH ONCE I’M SOBER ENOUGH TO WAKE UP AND DRIVE AWAY."
Another fun one from the Bloggess, A series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week. As usual, some language warnings, but well worth sharing.
Labels: humour, marriage, relationships
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Say it Backwards
So there was a gay rights parade in Moscow that was broken up by police, and I was quite taken with the Cyrillic name that is plopped quite prominently on the backs of some of the riot officers.
Labels: gay rights, humour
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Kitten Mittens
Keep in mind, the kittens are already dead for this, rather than killing them. And, it's doing good for the homeless as well. Second paragraph; the first is less useful stuff about what bears think about what humans do after we poop.
And no, I'm not making this up. This is the internet, you know.
And no, I'm not making this up. This is the internet, you know.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Fuck You, Penguin
Because cute animals are even better when a blogger calls them on their shit. Go, laugh.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Fun With Graphs
Man, I could be at this site all day. Via Bob Harris, we have GraphJam, in which people make up all sorts of ludicrous and hilarious graphs about everything pop culture, and then some. Well worth your time to go and poke around.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Something Funny To Read
Monday, April 14, 2008
There Aren't Many Who CanTurn a Phrase...
... like James Wolcott can. In a piece about the ridiculous David Brooks, Wolcott writes: "Mistakes keep sticking like peanut butter to the roof of his brain."
Saturday, February 16, 2008
A Way to Prove Creationism
On the SF Canada listserve, someone was asking where they might be able to find a mad scientist. Matt Hughes, never one to be slow off the mark, suggested the following:
"I think it's easier to create your own. Go up to one and say that Darwin was a tool of the devil and, anyway, all this science stuff is just a matter of opinion. If you keep it up, they get really mad. Thus you have created your own mad scientist. That's why it's called creationism. Well, at least, that's my opinion."
Sounds simple.
On the SF Canada listserve, someone was asking where they might be able to find a mad scientist. Matt Hughes, never one to be slow off the mark, suggested the following:
"I think it's easier to create your own. Go up to one and say that Darwin was a tool of the devil and, anyway, all this science stuff is just a matter of opinion. If you keep it up, they get really mad. Thus you have created your own mad scientist. That's why it's called creationism. Well, at least, that's my opinion."
Sounds simple.
Labels: humour, religion, science
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Lip Synching As it Was Meant to Be Done
It probably helps that I'm a fan of both the show and the movies. Needless to say, I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. (Via)
It probably helps that I'm a fan of both the show and the movies. Needless to say, I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. (Via)
Labels: cartoons, humour, movies
Friday, February 09, 2007
Brilliant Review of 300
Neil Cumpston is rude, wonderfully so, and he doesn't review enough films for AICN. Happily, he does have some things to say about 300, including:
"I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey."
He also warns us that the movie contains plenty of "Dude-ity."
Neil Cumpston is rude, wonderfully so, and he doesn't review enough films for AICN. Happily, he does have some things to say about 300, including:
"I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey."
He also warns us that the movie contains plenty of "Dude-ity."
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